nicolaswindingrefn: luckyspike: like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just “you know i don’t really feel like human tonight. im gonna have a hot pocket.” #whispers hot pocket in jim gaffigan voice
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
lokis-army-at-221b: donnanoble-the-sasstronaut: mrloopysquirrel: wHy hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE Congratulations. First post in 3 years to make me cry.
tobuscus-is-my-time-lord: but is everyone just going to ignore the part in Into Darkness where Kirk told Chekov to put on a red shirt and the entire audience simultaneously went no
pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
kankrivantas: Everyone Is At A Convention This Weekend Except For Me: An Autobiography
agentbartowski: me: [ten chapters into a fanfic] i think i’ve read this before
shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic...
airagorn: dumb story because i think i’m funny we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered ‘hot wheels’
livelaughlovetoread: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me Just as long as in 17 years we do not bring back the Great Depression
When I was a kid, you know I immigrated to the States in 1978, and I’m six years...– John Cho (x)
uoa: do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
fishingboatproceeds: allthingsbagel: fishingboatproceeds: danisnotonfire: amazingphil: kickthepj: crabstickz: People Are Easy To Kill is that john green no
barnaby-boobs-jr: books about history!! learning about recent history!! learning about ancient history!! learning about history history
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
lepetitarcher: Just for the record, I’m all 100% on board with John Hurt as the Valeyard~
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup
cancune: if a guy stares at ur boobs just stare at his dick maybe squint a little bit